Sunday, 17 July 2011

Chapter 19

Chapter 19



“Johnny; Dot just told me that at school while I was off with you and hanging out at the shore Karla had been starting a rumour about me being a slut, a whore and a bitch.” Says Chels.

“What are you kidding me or what baby cakes?” asked John.

“No I am not kidding you at all babe.” Answered Chels.

“Wow I thought she was your friend though; because friends just don’t do that to friends, she’s way out of line jeez baby I’m sorry you had to hear that from Dot.” Says John.

“yeah she was until Dot had told me what Karla was doing and get this Karla was on my back earlier this afternoon about me and you; and it drove me nuts literally nuts John.” Said Chels.

“Omg she was on your back about you liking me?” asked John.

“Yeah she was.” Answered Chels.

“Whoa whoa now she needs to stay off your back about who you date; god what a bitch.” Says John.

“I know tell me about it.” Says Chels.

“Hmm now I got to try and think and remember what we were talking about before my cell interrupted our conversation.” Replied John.

“I happen to remember what we were talking about before your cell phone went off.” Says Chels.

“What was it that we were talking about?” asked John.

“We were chatting about music remember.” Answered Chels.

“Oh yeah that is right; we were too chatting about it, god I’m the silliest person that’s ever walked this earth Chels.” Says John.

“You are not silly JOHN FRANCIS BONGIOVI JNR! If I hear you say that again; I am going to have to slap you one or maybe let alone make you face the consequences.” Says Chels giving John a funny look.

“And exactly what would those consequences be baby?” asked John.

“Awe you know like maybe for example you would have to help me with homework especially my maths homework and for the rest of the year; every day you will have to let me hitch a ride of you going to school every morning.” Answered Chels.

“OK; OK. hold it one question you still haven’t got yourself worked out as to where you will be staying now that your moving out because of your sister.” Says John.

“Oh oh you are right damn I am the most stupidest; dumbest silliest person to ever walk this planet Johnny.” Replied Chels smacking herself on the forehead.

“Yes I am and no you are not any of those things; everyone makes mistakes every now and again; so calm down Chels, you will figure it out soon enough okay.” Says John.

“Yeah I guess I will have it all worked out soon enough.” Said Chels.

Saturday, 16 July 2011

Chapter 18

Chapter 18

“OK.” Says Chels with a pouty look on her face.

“Awe don’t worry the call won’t take long baby.” Says John.

“It better not take too long or else I am going to have to chuck a pillow at you John Francis Bongiovi Jnr.” Says Chels.

So John answered his phone to find out who it was and he was surprised to hear from his ex-girlfriend Dorothea.

“Hello.” Says John.

“John it’s me Dorothea; is Chels there?” asked Dorothea.

“Dorothea she is here with me right now; why do you want to speak to her.” Answered John.

“Um yeah I do it’s about something to do with Karla.” Says Dorothea.

“Ok I will just hand her to you right now but don’t hold her up because as soon as you are done with talking to her I would like to have her back please.” Said John.

“Chels; its Dorothea wanting to talk to you about something to do with your friend Karla or whatever.” Says John.

“OK.” Says Chels taking John’s phone from him to take Dot’s call.

“I will just go and find out when dinner is going to be ready okay babe.” Says John.

“OK baby.” Said Chels.

So John left Chels to chat to Dorothea about whatever it was to do with a mate of theirs and go to find out what was going on with dinner.

“Hey Dot.” Says Chels.

“Hey Chels; there is something I need to tell you; it’s about Karla.” Says Dorothea.

“What is it Dot?” asked Chels.

“While you were off at the shore with John; Karla has started a rumour about you she had been saying to other people at school today that you are a whore; a slut and a bitch.” Answered Dot.

There was a huge silence between both Chels and Dot for 10 minutes just when Chels broke the silence.

“Dorothea I don’t get it why would Karla make such a rumour as big as that about me.” Says Chels.

“I don’t know Chels she is acting weird.” Says Dot.

“Dot I spoke to her earlier before my sister came home and had a go at me and kicked me out; she got a little way too nutzo especially over the fact I was with Johnny at the shore.” Said Chels.

“your joking jeez Karla needs to calm down and understand that you got enough shit on your plate as it is and that you have the extra support you can get besides you have John to talk to whenever you need to talk to someone.” Replied Dorothea.

“Nope I’m not joking and get this she asks me “Where have you been all day Dorothea and I didn’t see you for the rest of the day woman?” and I answered with ““With John at the shore hanging out and talking Lol.” And this is her comment back to me “YOU WERE AT THE SHORE WITH JOHN FRANCIS BONGIOVI! OMG! Chels you know what this could of meant.” And I’m like “yes I know that I was at the shore with John what’s wrong with that Karla.” And she goes “nothing Chels.” and I was like “oh don’t lie Karla you do have a problem with what I did today.” And she goes I am not lying.” Says Chels.

“Whoa she needs to back off.” Says Dot.

“I know but how am I suppose to tell that to our best friend Dot?” asked Chels.

“Easy just say to her nicely: “can you please back off and let me make my own decisions on who I want to date.” Answered Dot.

“I guess that could work.” Says Chels.

“It will work if you just try.” Says Dot.

“Look honey I got to go because any second Johnny will be back in here to get me laid tehehe.” Giggled Chels.

“Okay bye Chels I will see you at school tomorrow.” Says Dorothea.

“Bye Dottie.” Says Chels.

“Bye Chels have fun getting laid tonight.” Says Dot.

“I will I mean he is a hunk and the sexiest guy I have ever laid my eyes on; god you know its like looks can’t kill damn it Dot.” Says Chels.

“Haha Chels you should tell him that and see how he reacts to you.” says Dot laughing.

“I will.” Says Chels.

After Chels finished talking to Dot she popped John’s phone back on bedside table and laid there thinking and waiting for John to return and just then John returned and found Chels lying there relaxing and thinking.

“Hey baby girl what are you thinking about?” asked John.

“Nothing but except about the fact that I’m going to rip Karla a new arsehole tomorrow at school.” Answered Chels.

“Really why what did she do that makes you want to do that for.” Says John.

Thursday, 14 July 2011

Chapter 17

Chapter 17



“No Buts Tony you do as I say or no TV for a week.” Says Carol.

“Yes Mum.” Says Tony.

After Tony left to go and find something useful to do like annoy his brother Matt for a little while.

“Thanks Mumma for getting rid of Tony for us.” Says John.

“Your welcome honey; I will just leave you two lovebirds alone and go finish organising dinner.” Says Carol.

“Okay Cool Mum.” Said John.

After John’s mum left the room to allow John and Chels have some privacy; the pair got into a pillow fight which had them both in fits of laughter.

“BAM! GOTCHA Bongiovi.” Says Chels laughing.

“Haha god yes you got me Gosbell; but it’s my turn to get you back now baby.” Says John laughing.

“Oh really and how exactly do you expect to do that?” asked Chels.

“It’s Easy; just by doing this to you missy.” Answered John starting to kiss her again.

“Oh really because I loving the fact I’m getting kisses for odd reasons Johnny.” Says Chels.

“Shush you and let me fuck you; baby.” Says John.

“But John???” asked Chels.

“No buts baby girl; not another word babe.”  Answers John trying to shush Chels.

Just than Johns phone started ringing off which had both Chels and John almost falling off the bed at the sound of Johns mobile ringing off.

“Omg I wonder who that would be; what’s that ringtone?” asked Chels.

“I don’t know we will have to wait and find out who it is; and to answer the other question the ringtone is an Aerosmith one haha.” Answered John.

“What? Omg I love those guys they have awesome songs.” Says Chels.

“NO FUCKING WAY! You like Aerosmith too because so do I; Omg I am now definitely sure you are the perfect woman for me.” Says John with a huge shock on his face.

“Yes way Johnny and bang you’re it.” Says Chels throwing a pillow at him then.

“Hold it for a moment I’m just going to answer my phone to whoever is calling me and then we will finish our chat after okay.” Says John.

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Chapter 16

Chapter 16


“Okay then I like to see you try and catch me then Johnny.”  Says Chels.
“Alright then you are on bitch.” Says John laughing his head off.
Chels made a run for the bathroom and John chased after her and got a hold of her and held her in a tight hug and then kissed her on the lips.
“I got you now and you can’t get away from me now Chels.” says John kissing her again.
“Yep you have got me now but oh no I am about to slide away from your grasping of me.” Says Chels kissing him back.                                                                                                                   

“The last one to the bed/bedroom is a rotten egg.”
Chels and John left and ran the whole way to John’s room to see who was the fastest and who would make it there first before the other; Obviously Chels beat John to the room. John picked Chels up and carried her over to the bed and started kissing her when just Matt and Tony walked past and saw John and Chels kissing made them both wanted to puke and say something.
“Ew John you are kissing a loser; why don’t you stop doing that with your door open.” Says Tony wanting to throw up already at the sight of his eldest brother kissing a girl.
“Piss off Tony she isn’t a loser and can you and matt just leave us alone.” Says John.
“No.” says Tony.
“MUMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Yelled John.
“Yes Honey; I am coming.” Carol called from the kitchen.
When John’s Mum finally came to find out what was wrong; Matt and Tony were in big trouble!!!!!!!!!
“What is the problem baby?” asked Carol.
“Mum, Matt and Tony won’t leave Chels and I alone; Tony said ew because I kissed Chels and he called her a loser and said to us not to kiss with bedroom door wide open and I said to him Chels is not a loser and I asked if he and Matt would leave us alone and said No.” Answered John hoping his mum would get rid of Matt and Tony for him.                                         

“So can you please get Tony and Matt to leave me and Chels alone so we can chat please?”
“Alright honey I deal with your brothers and you two go back to doing whatever you were doing.” Says Carol.                                                                                                                             

“Exactly what were you two doing?”                                                

“Uh nothing mum you probably don’t want to know because it’s a teenager’s thing.” answered John.

“Okay but you know I was a teenager once myself.” Says Carol.

“Yeah mum I know.” Says John.

“Matt; Tony, go and find something useful to do instead of bothering Johnny and Chels here.”  Says Carol.

“But mum we wanted to dobbed John in for kissing the loser here with the door open.” Says Tony.


Saturday, 9 July 2011

Chapter 15

Chapter 15

“Thanks Mumma; you are awesome!” says John giving his mum a kiss on the cheek.

“Your welcome honey.” Says Carol.

“I’m Home! I’m Home!” Called out John Snr.

“Yeah honey we are all in the kitchen.” Carol yelled out to her husband.

So then John Snr came into the kitchen surprised to find John, Carol and a mate of John’s sitting down and talking.

“Hey Dad how was work?” asked John.

“Hey Johnny not bad at all you look like you are happy.” Answered John Snr.

“I am happy that Mum’s allowing Chels to stay for dinner and hangout afterwards.” Says John.                                                                                                                                                         “Oh almost forgot; Chels this is my Dad John, Dad this is Chels.”

“Nice to meet you Mr Bongiovi.” Says Chels.

“Yes it is nice to meet you too Chels.” Says John Snr.

“Um okay you know what Chels and I are going to my room to hangout and talk lol.” Says John.

“Okay have fun you two and oh stay out of trouble in there and keep the bedroom door open honey.” Says Carol.

“Oh mum come on now; I’m 16 years old and I am not a little kid anymore; I don’t understand why you got to have a rule against me having my door closed especially when I have a chick over sheesh; you should be able to trust me on this one.” Says John starting to get a little annoyed at his mum.

“Well look Johnny honey I know that you are 16 now, but I just think for now you got to keep the door open and I do trust you okay.” Says Carol.

“Fine I will keep my bedroom door open then.” Said John.

“Thankyou you are a sweetie.” Says Carol.

“Your welcome and Mum please don’t call me sweetie especially in front of Chels because you know I get embarrassed by that.” Says John.

“Ok I’m sorry honey.” Replied Carol.

“Come on Chels lets go and hangout in my room until mum calls out to us for dinner.” Says John.

So Chels and John left the kitchen to go and hangout in John’s room and talk about school and other stuff; when Chels followed John into his room she was shell shocked and jealous of how cool John’s room was.

“OMG! Farout! John I am so jealous; you have no idea, you have the coolest bedroom ever in the universe I wish to have my room looking like this.” Says Chels shocked.

“Awe Chels you are jealous aren’t you?” asked John.

“Damn fucking right I am mister.” Answered Chels giving him a playful slap on the arm.

“Hey that is it Chelsea Gosbell I’m going to get you for that; and I mean it you are so going to get laid right now babe.” Says John wanting to so badly kiss her.

“Oh really you think I am that easy to catch hey.” Says Chels.

“Yep I think so.” Says John.

Thursday, 7 July 2011

Chapter 14

Chapter 14



“NO I WONT SHUT UP JOHN.” Shouted Tony.
“Don’t be so rude to John please.” Says Chels coming to John’s defence.
“Shut up loser.” Snapped Tony.
“TONY YOU WANKER HOW DARE YOU TALK TO MY GIRL LIKE THAT; THAT DOES IT YOU ARE DEAD MEAT YOU MORON.” Snapped John getting up to start chasing after Tony to slap him one.
John got up and chased his brother around the kitchen and managed to catch him and smacked him one on the arm.
“OW! That hurts.” Says Tony.
“Serves yourself right for calling my girl a loser; go in and apologise to her now and I mean it now!” says John.
“Fine I will if you say sorry to me for yelling at me and whacking into me.” Snapped Tony.
“No I will not because you deserved it anyways.” Says John.
“Well then I won’t apologise to her.” Says Tony.
“Hey whoa what’s all the quarrelling about?” asked Carol coming into the kitchen to see what all the noise was about.
“Mum; tony is being annoying and had started singing that silly sitting in the tree thing and I went off at him and he doesn’t want to shut up and then Chels told him to be nice and he just called her a loser and I snapped at him again and I whacked him and he said ow that hurts and I just said; serves yourself right for calling my girl a loser and to go and apologize to her now and he said fine if only I’d apologized to him though and I said no because he deserved it anyways and he said well I won’t apologize to her.” Answered John.
“TONY BONGIOVI You apologize to your brother’s friend now or else you can go to your room without dinner.” Yelled Carol.
“No I won’t because she is a loser mumma.” Says Tony.
“TO YOUR ROOM NOW! YOUNG MAN!” Snapped Carol.
“Yes Mum.” Says Tony walking off in a sulky mood.
“I am so sorry for Tony’s behaviour Chels; it’s not like for a 7 year old to treat another guest in a nasty manner.” Apologized Carol.
“It’s okay Carol.” Says Chels.
“Mumma can Chels stay for dinner and hangout as well after please?” asked John.
“Well of course I see why she can not stay for tea and hangout afterwards.” Answered Carol.


Chapter 13

Chapter 13
(Mild Language)



“So what happened with your sister?” asked John.

“Well I was getting off the phone from talking to Karla just when I heard my sister coming in the front door and she yelled at me.” Answered Chels.

“what a bitch.” Says John.

“I know but this is how it went; she called me a whore and a slutty bitch and then I was like what did I do; she said she received a call from the school headmaster that I was skipping classes today and I was rude to the maths teacher, and I said basically what happened with the teacher was that I was told to shut up because I was thinking out loud and she goes I don’t care about what you were doing to get told to shut up; I said if you are going to treat me like I’m some pile of dirt and shit then I got news for you sister im moving out; I will not take your shit no more and im going to hang out with my highschool crush and I even told her about the text I received and that obviously she doesn’t care about what’s going on around me and her because all she cares about is nothing but other than herself and  she says oh why you little fucker get all your stuff packed and get the fucked up hell out of my house now; and I was like fine I’ll pack my stuff up this weekend and she says fine by me bitch.”  Says Chels.

“Now whoa double whoa she has no right to come out of nowhere and speak to you like that Chels.” says John.

“yeah I know tell me about it; I don’t know what to do anymore John.” Says Chels starting to burst into tears.

“hey at least you get to move out and don’t have the bitch from hell bothering you anymore.” Said John.

“yeah that is true babe.” Says Chels.

“so if you are moving out where will you live then?” asked John.

“I don’t know I will figure it out somehow; I’ll probably move in with Karla or Dorothea for a little while until I get my own place.” Answered Chels.

“hmm now that is definitely 2 good options there baby cakes.” Says John.

“yeah well I cant think of any other options that are open.” Says Chels.

“lol.” Said John.

“Lol.” Replied Chels.

“what is there to talk about now; its like I’ve run out of things to talk about.” Says John.

“I know I am the same.” Says Chels.

“John and Chels sitting in a tree; K-I-S-S-I-N-G first comes love; second comes kids and third comes marriage.” Taunted Tony who was standing at the doorway to the kitchen.

“SHUT THE FUCK UP TONY YOU FUCKING PRICK!” snapped John.